This blog post really doesn't have anything to do with anything. But I've seen more useless ones. I at least hope this will be entertaining for you ;)


Normally I would give a spoiler warning and a recap of the AF books, but for this post, I don't think I need to.

This blog post is just a couple of funny things to think about. Some of these I found online. As in, like, one of the three. They have to do with manipulating titles of books/movies, and the results made me laugh. Maybe I'm just wierd. You tell me ;)

Replace a word in the title with the word "Bacon"

I saw this on an internet meme, and they were doing it with movie titles, with some pretty funny results. Why? Because bacon is fun to say; I don't know! Maybe the mental image that "Percy Jackson and the Sea of Bacon" brought had something to do with it. So I tried it with the Artemis Fowl books, and got:

  • Artemis Fowl: The Bacon Incident [I would read this. I totally would]
  • Artemis Fowl: The Bacon Code
  • Artemis Fowl: The Bacon Deception
  • Artemis Fowl: The Bacon Colony (or The Lost Bacon)
  • Artemis Fowl: The Bacon Paradox
  • Artemis Fowl: The Bacon Complex (or The Atlantis Bacon)
  • Artemis Fowl: The Last Bacon (or The Bacon Guardian)

....But you know what was even more entertaining? The next section.

Replace a word in an out-of-series book/movie title with "Orion"

My sister and I did this together. It was hillarious. Here are a few of our results:

•Star Wars: Orion Strikes Back

  • The Land of Stories: The Orion Spell
  • Aladdin 2: Return of Orion
  • Hunter Brown and the Secret of Orion
  • Orion and Juliet [that was me, if you don't know me well enough]
  • Much Ado About Orion
  • Heroes of Olympus: The Blood of Orion [I have a feeling Holly would like this book]
  • Percy Jackson and Orion's Curse [I knew Nico had Atlantis Complex]
  • How to Train Your Orion (Artemis' role in TAC in a nutshell)
  • Wings of Fire: The Orion Kingdom (Subtitled MLP FIM: Too Many Orions)
  • Star Trek: The Search For Orion [If you're wondering why you'd want to find Orion, see the final section]

And, last but not least,

  • The Hobbit: The Desolation of Orion

It's funnier if you actually imagine Orion in these books/movies XD

Add the subtitle "The Search for Spock"

This works with just about any movie/book to make a crossover of epic proportions.

Because who wouldn't read Artemis Fowl: The Search For Spock? I totally would!

Bonus: A parody of Frozen's "Do You Want To Build A Snowman?" by Me, Nightstar Phoenix

HOLLY: (spoken) Artemis?

  • knocks*

(sung) Can you help me find Orion?

I think he got away;

He said 'look, Holly, something shiny there!'

So then I looked

And then he ran away!

At first I said good riddance,

But then I thought,

We don't want him on his own.

Can you help me find Orion?

We can't set him loose on the country.

ARTEMIS: (spoken) You lost him?? How could you lose him??

HOLLY: (sung) Yeah I know.

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