Mud People have several theories as to the origins of the ancient structure, ranging from flying saucer landing port to pagan center of worship to more. The truth was far less glamorous, indeed.
It was a smooth operation. You drove up to one of the windows, named your toppings, and ten minutes later you were stuffing your face.
Bog had to shift his operation below ground once humans began talking in full sentences. All the cheese had been making the ground soggy; one of the service windows had even collapsed.
Difficulty for Visas
It was difficult for civilians to get visas to visit Stonehenge because of the constant activity on the surface. But hippies saw fairies every day and it never made the front page.
The Stonehenge chute had been dormant for over three hundred years. Not a spark. Customers were forced to take a commercial shuttle up.