Plot Holes (because I’m like this)
Guys, I’m sorry. I love Artemis Fowl, but I also love looking for plot holes (or any inconsistencies). So, here’s a list of some of the things I found in no particular order (because it’s me, there’s never any order):
In book one, it says that Artemis cracks his knuckles before beginning decoding the Book. However, in TEC, when Spiro cracks his knuckles, it says that this is a habit Artemis detests.
In The Time Paradox, Holly heals Kronski. It says she didn’t even have enough magic to mesmerize, but “maybe a small healing.” Doesn’t mesmerizing take less magic than healing???
In The Lost Colony, five magical beings at the absolute least are needed to move Hybras. We have Qwan (check), No1 (can’t do symbols on this device, sorry) (check), Abbot (…
Some of the best 'Artemis Fowl' quotes
'Trust me, I'm a genius' - Artemis Fowl 'Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told' - Julius Root 'Confidence is ignorance. If you’re feeling cocky, it’s because there’s something you don’t know' - Foaly 'It's like riding a unicorn. You never forget' - Foaly …
A Tribute to all Females in the Artemis Fowl Series
As the title suggests, I dedicate this to all the wonderful females in the Fowl Universe who proved (and are still proving) to never underestimate women. (If I miss any, please feel free to comment below)
- Holly Short - A skilled officer full to the brim with humour and sarcasm, and deep inside a most caring person ready to sacrifice herself to save others, The first female Captain (and later Commodore) won our hearts from the very first book.
- Angeline Fowl - A caring mother with a soft but fierce heart, determination so strong that she could fight dwarves to save her sons, she won us all with her kindness, again from the very first book.
- Juliet Butler - Introduced as a naïve girl, later a wrestler that could defeat even the strongest of people,…
Time travel
Is anyone else miffed about the time travel inconsistencies? IDK, I feel like Eoin should have just picked one and stuck with it.
Artemis Fowl
Artemis Fowl is a complete genius and then some more as he outsmarted The People not once but twice as he continued school at St. Barbley For Boys.
When I feel like doing some more I will
This wiki is kinda dead...
This wiki appears kinda dead, so... anyone interested in doing something Artemis Fowl book related w/ me? It can be anything, RPs, fanfics, crossovers, whatever
My first Q&A!
So..... since I'm new to the wiki....i'm doing a Q&A! Ask me a few questions and I might be able to answer them!
The Artemis House
*A limousine pulls into Royal Woods and Artemis steps out*
Artemis: *speaking to the viewers* Hey guys! We finally moved into Royal Woods!
*Artemis walks to a house which is full to the brim with sound and noises*
Artemis: Hm.......I- *he crashes into a white haired boy* GAH!
*Holly takes out her neutrino 90000 and deactivates her shield* Holly: here we go!
???: Don't hurt me!
*Holly decides to not Hurt the kid and throws her neutrino 90000 into a trashcan which explodes*
???: Hi! I'm Lincoln!
- Lincoln gets up* Lincoln: Who are you?
Artemis: I'm Artemis Fowl! Holly: I'm Holly Short!
*they all walk into the house*
I Agree
So i heard that the movie is nothing like the book, i am very dissapointed. I love the Artemis Fowl book series, and it is shocking that Holly and Artemis are going to be Allys. I also heard that the casting is not that good. I am hoping it will be a good film, but i am very upset. The whole premise is that Artemis kidnaps Holly, to learn more about fairys, and then the fairys are trying to save her. While Holly is using an Acorn to help her excape because she has powers, and all that. So they are literally changing the whole storyline. Very Sad.
I Am Outraged!
What is with the movie? I was hoping to have the thing with Artemis kidnapping Holly. Instead, he's her ally? I hate this! Though I was more excited before, now I'm not as quite as excited. ☹️
I’m posting a blog post ‘cuz why not?
Hey, I’m a random person. I like Artemis Fowl. That’s why I’m here.
Definitely be expecting some more posts from me Post-Apocalypse... I mean, Post-Movie. Particularly comparisons of the Character designs in the films VS Me drawing the book characters and that sorta random stuff.
New look at Artemis Fowl film via calendar!!!
Excited for the new movie? Here's a look at the characters via calendar.
Here's a game!
here's a game: Kiss, Marry, Kill
click on the random page button (In explore) and the first three people you get is who you play with!
(Demon counts but it matters to the person)
Example:
Artemis Fowl ll, Demon and Arno Blunt.
Kill Arno Blunt
Kiss Artemis Fowl ll
Marry Demon
MUST BE RANDOM
Opal
I really like thinking that Opal and a lot of other villains are just misunderstood.
no one is pure evil, and artemis in book one also seemed like an evil villain.
Hi Mud Men!
I’m new to this FANDOM
Some FANDOMs you can find me on are
1. Harry Potter
2. Wings of Fire
3. The 100
4. Once Upon a Time
5. Artemis Fowl
6. The Umbrella Academy
Check me out on those FANDOMs
Bye now!
End of the saga.
Then at the end of the last book, Artemis dies, but with magic he manages to insert his soul into a clone with the saliva that Artemis left to Holly on his forehead when he kissed him. AMAZING!
It is said that he does not currently have memories of the "fairies" but that anger recovering
And at the end you see Holly telling Artemis without memories the story of the 8 books, and clearly, leaving the 2 together: ')
Final de la saga
Then at the end of the last book, Artemis dies, but with magic he manages to insert his soul into a clone with the saliva that Artemis left to Holly on his forehead when he kissed him. AMAZING!
It is said that he does not currently have memories of the "fairies" but that anger recovering
And at the end you see Holly telling Artemis without memories the story of the 8 books, and clearly, leaving the 2 together: ')
One of My Favorite Scenes
When Holly tries to send the message of danger and is suffering from oxygen deprivation
I love how the passed out characters talked in her head, Orion about how he still loved her, Foaly talking about railrings and their past life. It's just so funny
bye
Funny Moments in Artemis Fowl (Books 1-4)
Artemis Fowl is a series full of humorous (and funny) jokes no doubt. Some moments make you grin, some moments make you laugh. Here, I will be noting down funny moments in the wonderful series. This blog will be covering books 1-4 and if it gets famous, I might make a new blog which will feature books 5-8. So let's get started then. This will be updated once in a while, so stay tuned!
Book 1: -When Holly punches Artemis Fowl and tells him that if he'll be a good boy she'll give him a lollipop. When she leaves, Artemis mumbles, "I don't like lollipops.", and hates himself for saying such a unprofessional line.
The Journal of Sonic
OK, this is not really a blog; It is a journal. This journal isn't real. It's just made up and is complete fiction. Let us begin. I got the idea of writing a journal from Artemis Fowl Confidential.
Place: Island of Hybras, Limbo.
Time: Time doesn't exist here!
Maybe coming to Limbo was a bad idea. Everywhere I look I see demons and imps. I am hiding in some bushes. Not bushes, I have no idea what they are. I can see the volcano from here. It is not too far from where I currently hide. I knew doing research on demons would be very risky. But this was the oppurtunity of a lifetime. How could I resist such a deadly and breathtaking offer? I know that if I come even close to a demon, I would get incapacitated by their lovely claws. Demons hate hu…
Artemis Fowl
Artmis Fowl, written by the well known Irish author, Eoin Colfer. The Artemis Fowl collection, would have to be one of my favourites. Ever since the books came out I've been reading them over and over again amd still want more. I have a varity of books by Eoin Colfer enjoy them greatly.
New here please cut me some slack.
Hey, if any of you people out there want to be friends and talk about Artemis Fowl I'm open. 😋
Best. Glitch. Ever.
Okay, some brilliant anon on fanfiction.net informed me of this amazing glitch. At least I think it's a glitch...
So, following instructions, I went to the Artemis Fowl official website (artemisfowl.com). And then clicked on Artemis's face.
And guess what opened up in a new tab.
The freaking Percy Jackson official web site.
What.
The.
Heck.
Does this work for everyone, or was it just me and this anon?
artemis and his sense of humor
really!
arty! you r the best!
loved your sense of humor in eternity code , starting of the book in the restraunt.
Question
Just wondering if anybody can reccommend a good AF forum? I feel like I'm cluttering the wikia with my blog posts... if anyone can reply to this suggesting a paranoid-internet-safety-obsessed-user friendly AF forum, that would be stupendous. Thanks!
—Nightstar
If don't laugh at this, you're not human (or you're Artemis.)
This blog post really doesn't have anything to do with anything. But I've seen more useless ones. I at least hope this will be entertaining for you ;)
- 1 Intro
- 2 Replace a word in the title with the word "Bacon"
- 3 Replace a word in an out-of-series book/movie title with "Orion"
- 4 Add the subtitle "The Search for Spock"
- 5 Bonus: A parody of Frozen's "Do You Want To Build A Snowman?" by Me, Nightstar Phoenix
Normally I would give a spoiler warning and a recap of the AF books, but for this post, I don't think I need to.
This blog post is just a couple of funny things to think about. Some of these I found online. As in, like, one of the three. They have to do with manipulating titles of books/movies, and the results made me laugh. Maybe I'm just wierd. You …
Character Analysis on Minerva
Ok, from my limited access to the Artemis Fowl online fanbase, I have noticed something: lots of people hate Minerva. What I'm going to discuss now is why people hate her (at least why I think they hate her), and why I don't. Don't tune me out now; I don't love her either!
- 1 ~Spoiler Alert~Edit
- 1.1 A Brief Recap (In Case You Don't Remember Which Books are Which)Edit
- 2 For those of you who don't remember...
- 3 Reasons to hate Minerva
- 4 My Analysis
- 4.1 Her Wikia Page
- 4.1.1 Contrasting to Artemis Fowl
- 4.1 Her Wikia Page
- 5 Conclusion
Here there be spoilers. Tresspass at your own risk.
Artemis Fowl—The book where all that is gold does not glitter.
Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident— The book with the pathetic excuse for a Macbeth quote, and the worst Much Ado About Nothing pun in history. …
Check out my lego Artemis Fowl creations
Click here for link to my lego Artemis Fowl creations on Brickipedia!
Orion is Romeo (and that's not a compliment...)
- 1 ~Spoiler Alert~
- 1.1 A Brief Recap (In Case You Don't Remember Which Books are Which)
- 2 Now who does Orion remind me of?
- 3 Forget everything you thought you knew about Romeo, and read the original play.
- 4 Similarities in Personality
- 5 Similarities in Dialogue
- 6 An Interesting Conclusion
Here there be Spoilers. Proceed at your own risk.
Serisously, be careful. I accidentally read the ending to The Last Guardian on Artemis' page when I was still on The Time Paradox. I still cried at the end of The Last Guardian, but not as much as I would have had I not been forewarned. Be careful, guys!
Artemis Fowl—The book where all that is gold does not glitter.
Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident— The book with the pathetic excuse for a Macbeth quote, and the worst Much Ado Abou…
Consistency Errors In the Artemis Fowl Books
I'm really nitpicky when it comes to my favorite books– call it my way of keeping a grip on reality and avoiding turning into a complete fangirl ;). Here are some errors and mind-blowing moments I noticed as I read the Artemis Fowl books. See if you noticed them or have an explaination; I would love to hear back! In fact, I want to hear back: please FEEL FREE to correct the ignorant American homeschooler. Please.
- 1 ~Spoiler Alert~
- 1.1 A Brief Recap (In Case You Don't Remember Which Books are Which)
- 2 Artemis's Eyes
- 3 Graphic Novel Character Design Inconsistencies
- 4 Jayjay's Clone
- 5 The Orion Story (and other Mythology Errors)
- 6 The Last Guardian in General
- 7 Previously Considered Errors
- 7.1 Artemis's Birthday (answer courtesy of Storm Firemoth)
- 8 Things You Never…
Artemis Fowl Fantasy Casting
We've known for a while that an Artemis Fowl movie is in the works. While we don't know the release date, or the cast, (or much of anything for that matter), we thought we'd leave a few of the casting decisions up to you. What if you were in charge of picking the cast for the Artemis Film movie?
Here's your chance! Check out the following top 10 lists we have so far and vote for whoever you think would be the best actor/actress to play Artemis Fowl II, Holly Short, and Butler!
Don't forget that you only get one vote per character, but feel free to add your own candidates! Voting will (technically) end when the official cast is determined, but who knows when that will be.
Artemis Fowl II - Vote here!
Holly Short - Vote here!
Butler - Vote here!
C…
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ummm.... hi i'm spottedstar42 but it would take a lot less typing to just call me spotz. I'm not really to involved with the world of artemis fowl, but i
bored
Maths is so boring and worst of all were doing naplan study it is very boring and the teacher is hounding us to get good results. Even in english we are studying and I am up to my knees in naplan tests from past years. Ohh how I miss the basic skills tests.
Artemis Fowl Wiki
I came to this wiki wondering what and who I'd meet. I can gladly say that I'm glad to be here... oh...that doesn't make sense....
User:Goswamir14 | User Talk: Goswamir14 | Founder of the Fowl Play Wiki | Created 11 Pages | 18:30, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
Artemis Fowl App
Wouldn't it be great if there was an Artemis Fowl app
Well I heard roomers that there would be one coming out about next year. Just imagine being able to surf through Artemis's escapades and heists, character files and games.
Please add information if you know anything more about the application.
Sprody 07:14, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Artemis's Character development
Artemis Fowl started off in the first Artemis Fowl book as an evil 12 year old. Now though, he is still a criminal mastermind and breaks as many laws that is human and fairy like possible. His character development started as soon as he set eyes on Captain Holly Short. Though some people like Artemis as an evil mastermind Eoin Colfer had no choice but for our litte Arty to appreiciate other beings a tiny bit higher than he previously did. He attempts to do good but as Buttler says, " it is always faster if its illeagal." And everyone knows that it wouldn't be Artemis Fowl if he was a do gooder. Although the other characters have developed too none is as noticable as Artemis's change. Like in Artemis Fowl and the time paradox, even Artemis n…
Hello
Hello Howdychiken,
Please, please read your messages.
Thankyou, Sprody 10:48, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
Artemis Fowl Movie!
I am outraged that Eioen Colfer has not yet created a movie about Artemis Fowl. I understand it would be easier to make a cartoon than with real life people. Imagine trying to find someone to play Butler.
As I think about, it would be better not to make a movie. It would take away the chance of creating all of the characters in your own mind, imagineing Artemis's spine chilling smile and all the battle. No-one could recreate that!
Now, I have sub-consciously changed the whole direction of this article without changing mindstate. Well enough blabing on about minds and stuff.
In the new conclusion, they should not make a movie because it would take the whole visualisation period away from the adoring public. :)
The Graphic Novel
We all know our little Arty but do you want to visualise in your mind what he looks like or do you want to have an illusrators version?
Personally, I am against the Graphic Novels but not that I don't like the books the Artemis Fowl series is the best bunch of books I have ever read. It is just that when I am reading a book I like to have my own interpretation of what the characters look and sound like. That is why I do not like the books they take away the experience of creating Artemis's feature and his voice not to mention the other characters too. But it is not just me that loves Artemis Fowl, I want your opinion. Please leave your opinion by editing the page.
Thankyou, Sprody 08:14, March 29, 2011 (UTC)