Here it is
It looks like him doesn't?
What's on your mind?
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Here it is
It looks like him doesn't?
what greek god/goddess do you think artemis fowl would be a child of
Minor goddess and major goddess
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The direct translation of their message in the comments is:
It s not a monkey.
Very dissapointing, use the translator to check, I'm not kidding.
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Do you think Artemis fowl is charming. I mean in ALLLLL of the books.
Am I the only one who has a crush on him? 😅
Comment the name of a character in Artemis Fowl and write how you think they celebrate Thanksgiving
But I'm back.
How are you my peeps?
Tomorrow is 1989 tv!!! :DD (taylor swift ref)
what is artemis's fouls mbti enneagram temperament and zodiac?
I would think he's a type 8 enneagram-the challenger
Do you agrre
The other ones I'm not so sure-
Do you have any ideas?
Apparently these are a species in Artemis Fowl? I was bored and looking at random articles on the wiki and came across the article for Gremlins. Does anyone remember this species? Since Eoin Colfer never bothered to make lore for what was likely an editing mistake, let’s make our own lore!
Has anyone taken a moment to consider how hilarious it was how Kronski was already trying to build the extinctionists repuation with the meeting, which already had a very insane set up with the apparent gas powered flame jets and the circus actors dressed up as monkeys cutting up the ice cube containing the fish, and Artemis come in and effectively ruins his reputation in the most spectacular fashion with even Holly playing along and pretending to be an orphan, even with the cherry on top with Artemis' younger self sending a video detailing Kronski's squealing habit. I cannot put into words how hilarious it is and personally think this is the funniest part of the Artemis Fowl series.
Her username is irunaki and I found her during FowlFest2023. Here's one of my favourites.
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This theory is a bit out there and is mostly meant for fun but bear with me ‘cause there is a slight chance I’m on to something. How does he know about the kiss in TTP. The only way he could’ve known is if he was their since the books are his files and in TAC, Holly says that the kiss wasn’t in her report. So, Argon’s a time traveler, likely story! But the more I thougt about it the more I realised he not only is a time traveler, but has appeared as alter egos and might be the puppet master behing what happens in the books. Argon could be from the far far future, maybe he wanted to witness fairy history or puppeteer some things. So he traveled back in time and became the doctor we all know. That’s how his files are so accurate at times, including the affromentioned kiss. The doctor who help Artemis’s mother could be Argon shapeshifting. Think about it, the doctor talks about how he is “only doing it because he is mesmerised” when he is mesmerised. How would a human know that? This adds new meaning to the “don’t put your faith in miracle cures” line and how he doesn’t sugarcoat things when talking to Artemis. Because he knows Artemis’ maturity and know what will happen if he uses magic. This is also why he barely resists Opal’s magic, to minimize the reprcussions because he know what could happen due to the events in the Last Guardian, Or maybe to get his desired outcome, depending on his motive, which I’ll get into more detail later. This could mean anyone outside of the main gang could be him shapeshifting. Maybe his knowledge of future is how he gained his fame, he might’ve even been extra lenient on Opal’s fund to become famous. However he let her escape ‘cause once again, he knows the reprucussions or needs it for his desired outcome. This could’ve even been the reason why he kept Nopal, because he knows she will be necesarry. Of course, it might be that he wants to minimise reprucussions. But, what if he’s a puppet master of sorts who manipulated what happens. After all, the Fowl’s don’t seem like the kind of family to leave two barrels of animal fat lying around, and past Opal wouldn’t have had a chance to stop controlling Angeline and get some. So maybe the Argon brought some when his alter ego was called on by Artemis’s father because he needed Holly and No.1 to be stripped of their magic to get the outcome he was aiming for. If this is the case, it raises the question of why does Argon need this specific timeline and outcome, can we even call him Argon? Maybe Argon is more than just some mildly shady therapist, what if he’s the omnicent puppet master behind what happens to Artemis and co. (Yeah I think I’m going bonkers with this theory) This theory could patch one lf the biggest plot holes in the last guardian, which is, if we’re in a timeline without Opal, then how is their no changes to the characters due to a lot pf their adventures being caused by Opal. Well, maybe Opal in TAI isn’t really Opal at all, but Argon manipulating the events of the books in order to get his desired outcome. After all, what would be a better position to manipulate the fate of Artemis than the orchestrator behind Artemis’ problems. Argon manipulated DNA files so that his DNA was Opal’s DNA. Since Argon is a powerful being, he wouldn’t need to exolode due to past Opal getting shot to transform. This could have massive reprucussions for the plot lf the book.BUT THAT’S JUST A THEORY, AN ARTEMIS FOWL THEORY. Tell me if you believe the theory, and whether the Spectator theory or the puppet master theory is more likely. Feel free to do my job for me and figure out why Argon would want the specific outcome and timeline or any other connections.
Too big get all of ‘em in
What are your opinions on the second book?